Freaky Styley [Bonus Tracks]
By The Red Hot Chili Peppers
In Mombasa, we stayed at the VOYAGER… a fancy schmancy hotel on the coast… For 100 bucks each, we got 3 days, 2 nights… ALL INCLUSIVE… i bet you’re asking “what does that mean?” well, shirley, i’m gonna tell u…
All Inclusive means:
If i want a burger at 4pm by the pool – - i get it for free.
If i want a 5 glasses of sangria at dinner – - i get it for free.
All inclusive means – i get whatever i want, when i want…. and there’s nothing anyone can do about it. It was a great time :)
So, after 3 hours of sleeping by the pool, i got bored and decided to venture elsewhere. I found out that there were two distinct groups at the hotel.
Group A: The old and pastey – these people sit by the pool drinking coca cola for the 12 hours of daylight… turning all kinds of red and pink. I look at some of these guys and i wanna dip them in an aloe bath. When will they learn, that some people just don’t turn brown!
Group B: Young and adventurous – these people hang out by the water-sports booth and get involved in the different activities that are goin on. I found myself around these peeps more…