If I was a hippie, my name would be Garcia
If I had boobs, they’d be named Cheech and Chong
If I was a porn star, my name would be Dan Rather
If I was a drag queen, my name would be Ursula Uranus
If I was Japanese, my name would be Tomo Kawashi
If I was a stripper, i’d be called Puppy
When I get married, my wife and I are gonna do the Wink Wink.. Nudge Nudge…
If I was a rejected crayola crayon color, I’d be Spousal-Abuse Black & Blue
Below is a photo of me and my bro John… He is seriously the original™ Rico Suave of the northeast, and I wanna see anyone who comes close to his skills… any takers? that’s right! i thought so.. silly rabbit…. Johnny – this one’s for you man!
Here’s a photo of two friends I made in Uruguay. Mad cool guys… Rainer on the Left and Isma “el jefe de la revolucion rock!” on the Right
It doesn’t get better than this…
So, I decided I’m done with DELL computers for good. They suck, and I want the world to know this. Why do they suck? Well their parts are completely unreliable… it’s like having sex with a leper. I am wondering why I stuck with it so long! Well here’s my DELL history.
Before I go, I just did a google image search for DELL COMPUTERS and look what image came up:
Summer 2003, i decided to buy a laptop of my own. Dell said they’d make me happy… like I haven’t heard that before. October 2003, my hard drive fails and I almost lose everything. Luckily I have mad skills and was able to recover almost everything by hooking the HD to my desktop as a slave. I get a new HD… Come October 2004, the motherboard fails, and so does the HD. So from October 2004-December 2004 I was engaged in a WAR with DELL. I spoke to every off-shore technologist in the South Pacific, and worked my way up to the AMERICAN CALL CENTERS … (ooooooooooh) finally i get in touch with Michael Dell’s office, himself, and they end up sending me a brand new refurbished used machine that’s totally souped up. It is now April 2005, and my computer has failed three times in the last few months, and this time, it’s unrecoverable… So I’m gonna get new parts for it, make it into a decent machine, and eBay-it!
I’m going MAC - and there aint nuttin you’re gonna do about it.
But enough about me… how are YOU doing?